HANDBAGS SCRIPTS Season 5 - Episode 11 - The Tankard Debate Tony: So what is the difference between a tankard and a stein? Sozz: Ooh well now, you're really asking two questions. The first one relates more to medieval law than anything particularly relevant, but the second, well! That's the answer to your question. Mike: Answer the first one first! I have a dictaphone, I'll make notes later. Sozz: With pleasure.