HANDBAGS SCRIPTS
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Onions
	
Mike:	I just heard the craziest rumour!
Tony:	Is it the same one you heard yesterday?
Mike:	Sort of, but the facts are in a different order.
Sozz:	Well that's an onion in the ointment!
Mike:	The fact that originally came first, is now last.
Tony:	Well that's an onion in the ointment!
Sozz:	We're out of un-onioned ointment again.